Which Describes How You're Feeling All The Time?

Greetings from Boerne, TX. I just got back from Brandon and Cristy's wedding, and it was nice, but it was yet again another occasion to show me how emotionally distant and socially retarded I am. I spent much of the night trying to join circles of conversation only to find myself either standing outside the circle of immediately destroying the circle when I stepped in and uttered my verbal diarrhea. The night was salvaged by my long conversation with my friend and "counselor" Mark. He is the best person to talk about life and other deep philosophical topics.

"My name is Coby, and I am a social retard."